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HOWTO: Worshipping The God Of Nylons
The exercise provided herein will help you in finding deep relaxation of your female mind & body, and is recommended for girls and women of all ages.
Awake your inner (nylon) goddess and become a part of this beautiful sexy Universe!
What you will need:
a copy of your favourite picture of my precious nylon cock taken from my official medium, godofnylons.com. Find yours in using the hashtag #me on the blog
a nice photo frame for this picture. Put it on your favourite shelf in your bedroom
your favourite butt plug and/or dildo
a sexy nylon sock of yours and/or nylon stocking
your favourite pantyhose
learn by heart the mantra you find at exercise step 5
at least 30 minutes of time, Sundays
The Exercise – 5 easy steps
1. take a hot shower or bath. Don’t dry your hair afterwards
2. finally in your bedroom, prepare the holy symbol and where you want to have my throbbing nylon cock during the exercise:
2a. if you decide you want to have my nylon cock inside your delicious pussy, take the dildo and wrap the nylon stocking around it. Take a breath and put it in your steamy pussy. Be gentle with yourself, never stress your inner nylon goddess
2b. if you decide you want to have my nylon cock inside your delicious booty, take the butt plug and wrap the nylon sock around it. Take a breath and put it in your throbbing butt. Be gentle with yourself, never stress your inner nylon goddess
2c. do both
3. put on your sexiest pantyhose. Enjoy putting them on. Be gentle with yourself. Never stress your inner nylon goddess
4. take a deep breath. Go down to your pantyhose knees, eyes towards the photo frame of my holy nylon cock, and bow down. Relax, never stress your inner nylon goddess. Stretch your arms, palms to the floor, make a straight and long back, lift your sexy booty up, enjoy yourself. Feel your sexy sweat and your pulse. Become one with me, The God Of Nylons, the Universe, your inner nylon goddess, and recite the following verse:
God Of Nylons
who art in the heavens,
Hallowed be Thy name.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done on earth,
as it is in the heavens.
Give us forever our nylons.
And forgive us our trespasses in not wearing nylons.
As we forgive those who don‘t wear nylons.
And lead us sheer into temptation,
But deliver us from cotton & polyester.
For Thine is the kingdom,
The power and the glory,
Practise every Sunday. Memorise every letter of the verse. If you think you’re too far away from your inner nylon goddess, practise several times a week. Always make sure to enjoy yourself. Always work out alone. 30 minutes is a minimum, The God Of Nylons recommends at least one hour. Repeated recitation of the verse is allowed, but not a must.
Feel free to contact me anytime: The God Of Nylons is a god you can trust and rely on. First and foremost I’m interested to transform you smoothly into a true Goddess Of Nylons.
Mobile: on demand
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Work out hard, don’t embarass your god!
I love you!
The God Of Nylons